The morning of 12^th December as I read the newspaper the one thing that stayed with me, media and the most of us is the ethereal pictures of The VRUSHKA (For the uninitiated it’s the acronym for Virat- Anushka) Wedding. So since everyone has something to say about this wedding I too would like to voice my opinion or shall I say write down my take on this wedding and here it is:

• The visuals some of which were officially released and some which we were dished out on most of our whatsapp groups taken by I presume by the guests at the wedding were absolutely stunning. But it would be foolish to accept anything different from a wedding of a top-notch Bollywood Actress and Indian Skipper.

• I don’t know about the others the first thing I searched was the venue of the wedding : Borgo Finocchieto. Now that I have ingested all the information of this Hotel and ample free publicity given to this hotel by the over enthusiastic media. All I can say that is if I get married again this is the place I want the nuptials to be and going by my current marital status it’s never going to happen. Maybe the next life but that also seems doubtful for I have sinned and sure to be born as some low creepy insect.

• If there is one person whose business this wedding has boosted is definitely Sabyasachi. Not that he needed it, but to milk the wedding on Instagram and other social media platforms for your own brands publicity from the fabric used, to jewellery, to style of embroidery that the newlyweds have worn is frankly too much. It seems he was just waiting for official statement from Vrushka to hit the send button on his Instagram to tell the whole world about their wardrobe. Virat – Anushka should thank God that Mr. Mukherjee doesn’t design lingerie !!

• From whatever visuals those are doing the rounds luckily the wedding décor is simple and elegant and not turned into a pompous filmy set. Thumbs Up for the same (As if the team behind it even care about my opinion or feedback). क्या करूँ फिर भी बोलना तो पड़ेगा आखिर आदत से मजबूर हूँ.

• इटली में शादी करो , इतना खर्चा करो और बेचारे पंडितजी पहनें वही सादा धोती कुर्ता !! और Tuscany की सर्दी से बचने के लिए उन्होनें इनर पहना वोह भी दिखता हुआ ब्लैक कलर का, घोर नाइंसाफी है !! अरे सब्यसाची नहीं तो कम से कम मान्यवर से थोडा स्टाइल वाले 2-3 धोती कुर्ते का सेट स्पोंसर कराये देते कोहली जी !!

• वैसे एक और सवाल मन में उठ रहा है क्या विदेश में जाके भी फूफा / मासा  की मान मनुवर करनी पड़ती है या इटली की हवाओं में सब सुधर जाते हैं ??

खैर मुझे क्या उनकी शादी वोही निपटें , मैं क्यों बेगानी शादी में अब्दुल्लाह दीवाने जैसा हो रहा हूँ. ना रिश्तेदारी, ना जान पहचान और कर रहा हैं दो प्यार करने वालों की शादी का post-mortem !!

Like they say in Fairy Tales may they both LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER …..